I stole this post from MattG over at Better and Better. Now THIS is what I call a disclaimer.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
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There is a lot of stupidity in this world, and I have about had enough. I have a lot to say and in all fairness to those who know and love me, I am putting it all right here. I have another blog that is just for my regular family and friends. Pictures of the kids, sweet little paragraphs detailing their activities and the like. THIS blog is for me. Not my kids, not my parents. This is where we get to the meat of the matter. I am tired of smiling in the face of people and thinking WHAT THE FUCK? I know that I do not think or believe the way many of the sheep out there seem to. This blog proves it.
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7 comments:
Yeah, I saw this. Friggin' hysterical! I think I may have to use this as my personal disclaimer when people are within two feet of me!
Okay, that was absolutely awesome. Perhaps they should also be posting that at all the polling places as we've entered into the primaries... What, I'm just saying... ;-0
This totally reminds me of the Saturday Night Live commercial for Happy Fun Ball: http://faqs.org/faqs/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/section-1.html
Oh yeah, I'm with Coal Miner's Granddaughter on this one! I need it as my personal disclaimer...
In fact, I'm pretty sure that's where they got it...they stole it from me, but since I take no responsibility for anything I may do...I can't claim the disclaimer either!
No wait, I do take responsibility for things I do...that's someone else we know that doesn't do that! :giggle:
Yet, despite all of this, were something to happen to someone...there would certainly be a lawsuit.
About my Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern question..I have seen the play. I just was waiting for someone to actually comment on it. It only took six months. Thank you for making me realize there are a few people with intelligence out there!
You know, I don't see where they mentioned wildlife. Do they have some sort of control over the wildlife?
@Andrea: It is mentioned in the second paragraph.
There are wild animals, which may be vicious, poisonous or carriers of dread diseases. These include poisonous snakes and insects
@AFF: You are welcome. It's called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, isn't it? It is actually one of the first thing boyfriend-now-husband and I did together. A mutual friend was in the play.
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