Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Bourbon, Bats and Bile

See where this is going?

Hubbie's company wants to send us to Kentucky.

Kentucky. Kentucky. Kentucky.

It doesn't matter how many times I say it, my answer is still no. With a capital F.

Bourbon is for the bottle you would have to use to beat me over the head in order to drag my comatose body over state lines.

Bats is for Hubbie's bat-shit crazy boss to make him manager of the quarter, then to shoot him down the next day telling him he is neither ready nor eligible for a promotion or transfer.

Bile is for wanting to vomit at her complete about-face a week later now that corporate headquarters is standing up for Hubbie.

Someone keep this woman away from me. I'll show her Kentucky. And it won't be anything AAA would recommend.


A Free Man said...

No offense to any Kentuckians, but in my limited experience Kentucky is sucky.

random_mommy said...


On the good side... you'll be closer to Alabama, and closer to ME!

RiverPoet said...

Hahaha - I like what random_mommy said! Except for the part where you'd be farther from ME!

I hope this doesn't happen - D

buddha_girl said...

Kentucky? Absolutely NOT.

If all goes according to plan, I will NOT be working this summer...and will not be recovering from near-death surgery...which means I WILL be visiting and communing with YOU and your kids in VIRGINIA.

Screw freaking Kentucky. And your hubby's boos. Fuck her running. I hate that dirty whore.

Joe said...

How am I just seeing this post?? Stupid blog reader!

On the upside, Kentucky is one state closer to me in Indiana. On the downside, you probably don't give a shit about me. So... good luck!

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@AFM: I haven't been, and do not intend to find out.

@Random Mommy: I'd rather just come visit when I am in ATL at my folks' house!

@RP: We are in the clear!

@BG: I cannot WAIT until you are off of work. Sister, you and I are going to do some damage this summer.

@Joe: Not give a shit? Dude! You are my tech-geek sounding board! And while I'd rather not live in Kentucky, I'd never pass up a chance to meet up with a fellow cool blogger!