Monday, March 16, 2009

Technology Gone Too Far

LittleMan has latched onto a term that will raise eyebrows at his Christian-based preschool.

My kids know we have email. They know we use the Internet to talk to their grandparents. They know what our family webpage looks like. They also know how to use a laptop to an extent. Yes, they are four and two. What of it? Piano lessons aren't going to pay the bills.

However, there may be a limit to technological savvy. The kids got new toothbrushes from the dentist. LittleBird picked out Tigger. LittleMan picked out Eeyore.

Except he calls it eWhore.

That's right. Every morning, every night he asks for his eWhore.

The kid is either going to make a fortune or rot in jail. Probably both.

10 comments:

buddha_girl said...

I KNEW he and Buddha would someday be friends. This eWhore magic is proof!

Robin (a.k.a. Toasty) said...

LOVE IT!!! How Ironic! Because I almost never use or read the word whore, and here you and I both wrote it on the same day. My new post is "Irony is a Whore". Shouldn't be on computer commenting (read it and you'll see why), but I couldn't resist when I saw you had a new post.

RiverPoet said...

I almost sprayed water out my nose, woman! Warn a girl, will you?

FUNNY!

D

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

HA! That's awesome, hon!

Goes along perfectly with Miss-Miss's "fruck." Hee hee!

Joe said...

When I first read the blog title, I almost removed you from my reader for your blasphemy.

Secondly... did you check? I did. www.eWhore.com is a website. I'll spare you the details.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@Buddha_Girl: Yeah, they are going to raise hell together someday!

@Robin: I commented back on your blog. The Cosmic Whore collection! Too funny!

@River Poet: Sorry! But that image makes the post even funnier!

@CMGD: Ah! The vocab they come up with!

@Joe: No worries, one can never take technology too far. Sorry for the scare. :) And yes, I did Google eWhore. I didn't click on the site though--I was afraid of a porn virus grabbing hold.

tony said...
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Sherrie said...

HA! Love it. :)

Patois said...

Heh heh heh. Brilliantly funny!

A Free Man said...

An eWhore is a good idea. Even better an iWhore!