Navy Beans, Navy Beans

We took a mini-trip to Philadelphia this weekend. It's shocking that we've been here two years and this is the first time we've made it further north than Baltimore. The weather was crap, and we didn't do a damned thing but swim in the indoor pool and have fantastically fattening pizza. It was awesome.

We got breakfast at a local diner that had been recommended to us by a friend. I opened the menu, and much to my surprise found the following headline:




I've been in lunch lady hell ever since.