Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Random Kitchen Banter

Not long ago I was cooking dinner, and I was very thirsty. Hubbie offered to get me something to drink. I said apple juice would be fine.

He grabbed a glass off of the countertop and said, "Oh, this was my glass do you mind using it?"

I looked at him, and the only thing I could think of as a response was to roll my eyes and say, "Dude. I suck your dick. Why would I have a problem drinking out of your glass?"

6 comments:

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

Shh . . . don't tell anyone, but I about peed my pants at that!

Betsey Booms said...

My husband and I had a conversation very much like that one day. Only it was reversed with him letting me know what he did that made him not mind that I accidentally used his tooth brush.

Oh, let me know if you would like some artwork for you kitchen... You know, with maybe a cupcake on it?

Email me at betseybooms@gmail.com.

I don't know why you'd want to hang my crud up in your house but I'll give it to you anyway.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

That. Was. Fucking. Hysterical.

Dude, Ty-man and I have had that SAME EXACT conversation. Too funny!

And? By chance? In a way that is so very TMI? I found out that my mother NEVER gave my dad a blow job.

Poor man...

Strange Scottish Girl said...

love it. quality. just reading it I think that you are great!

Military Mom said...

Yeah, that was hilarious! And a little gross, but mostly hilarious. You guys are crazy.

Vulgar Wizard said...

NICE!