Not long ago I was cooking dinner, and I was very thirsty. Hubbie offered to get me something to drink. I said apple juice would be fine.
He grabbed a glass off of the countertop and said, "Oh, this was my glass do you mind using it?"
I looked at him, and the only thing I could think of as a response was to roll my eyes and say, "Dude. I suck your dick. Why would I have a problem drinking out of your glass?"
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6 comments:
Shh . . . don't tell anyone, but I about peed my pants at that!
My husband and I had a conversation very much like that one day. Only it was reversed with him letting me know what he did that made him not mind that I accidentally used his tooth brush.
Oh, let me know if you would like some artwork for you kitchen... You know, with maybe a cupcake on it?
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I don't know why you'd want to hang my crud up in your house but I'll give it to you anyway.
That. Was. Fucking. Hysterical.
Dude, Ty-man and I have had that SAME EXACT conversation. Too funny!
And? By chance? In a way that is so very TMI? I found out that my mother NEVER gave my dad a blow job.
Poor man...
love it. quality. just reading it I think that you are great!
Yeah, that was hilarious! And a little gross, but mostly hilarious. You guys are crazy.
NICE!
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