Thursday, March 27, 2008

Add An Extra Dimple To Your Ass

That's right. You heard me. You have a mission.

Today is my birthday, and I order all of you to go out and buy some super-fattening, ooey-gooey slice of heaven and eat it for me. A shot works, too.

I've got something in the fridge for tonight. However, the truth of the matter is I am in NewTown, I don't know a soul, I just got cancelled on for a playdate and I am saddled with both kids today blessed to be a SAHM with my angelic progeny constantly by my side.

Since there is no party in the works, you must all go have something decadent and think of me. No one ever said I couldn't have a blog birthday party.


Betsey Booms said...

I'm throwing you a party in my mind. There is always one going on there but today you are the guest of honor.

Wish I could celebrate with you. You, me and a whole bottle of wine or three.

random_mommy said...

happy birthday!! I'll have a Heath bar in your honor today!!

Blue Momma said...

Happy Birthday!

Does the impression of a bike seat in my ass count as a dimple?

Chris in Oxford said...

Happy Birthday dudette!

I'm having a piece of cake right now in your honor!

Momma said...

!!! H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y !!!

Oh just go ahead and twist my arm to eat something gooey. Let's see-e-e-e-e.... Will an ice cream sandwich do?

I hope you have a great birthday!

Peace - D

Geek Mom said...

Happy Happy Birthday Mama!!!
I wish we could of had our Thursday Playdate today. I would have brought you a chocolate lava birthday cake or something!
I had a chocolate chip muffin for you this morning.
Hape you are having a spectacular day!

Baroness von Bloggenschtern said...

Dude - we must somehow be psychically linked. I did not consciously know it was your birthday, yet I ate about 6 mini-cinnamon buns anyway. Why ever would I have thought to do that? Hmmmm. I wish you a wonderful upcoming year, filled with cake, love and laughter.

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

I inhaled two over-sized cookies in your honor. You're welcome.

Happy birthday!

Military Mom said...

Done, and done!

Happy birthday! And is it a bad thing to be eating chocolate cake while walking on the treadmill? I got skillz!

Andrea said...

Happy Belated B-day, hon! I'll go downstairs and grab a Woodchuck Amber to celebrate... :)

aithne said...

Party for you!

I am doing several shots and some wine for you.

Maybe a martini too.

Hubby and I will do a toast in your honor when he gets home!

Happy Birthday!

Kat said...

Happy Birthday... a few days late, but with my hubby out tonight, my kid in bed early, and me in a city that is relatively new to me too, I think I'll go pour a whiskey and watch a movie in your honor.

Nicole said...

Hey, only a week late, right?

Happy Birthday (late as usual or you wouldn't believe it was me, right??)

Love you!