Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Just Call Me the Meme Bandit

I was catching up on my reading over at Blue Momma's corner of the blogosphere and loved the meme she was tagged with today. I am totally stealing it because it looks really fun and creative. And boy, do I need a little bit of that this week. I deliberately did not read all of her answers because I did not want to be influenced by her kickass wit and be even more of a wimpy copy cat. So here goes. This is my first meme, so indulge me...

1. Your rock star name: (first pet, current car) Georgina Cherokee. I've already cheated by not saying Jeep. You have to admit, Georgina Jeep just does not have the cool ring to it that Georgina Cherokee does. I could be a customer on LA Ink with that one.

2. Your gangster name: (favorite ice cream, favorite cookie) Chocolate Malted Crunch Cowboy. Damn that is a mouthful. I think I would have to wear a t-shirt that said, "Don't Squat With Your Spurs On". And now I am going to have to bake those damned cowboy cookies.

3. Your fly guy/girl name: (first initial first name, first 3 letters last name) - MMik. Okay. That is just lame. Wuz up, MMik? Nah. Though it is hard not to do the whole head-bobble thing when you say it aloud.

4. Your detective name: (favorite color, favorite animal) Green Owl. This is a great question for me because the animal changes all the time. They would never be able to track me down! Muuuuhaaaaaaaah!

5. Your soap opera name: (middle name, birth city) Ann LongBeach. And with fingers just dripping with diamonds, gorgeous.

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letter last name, first 2 letter of first name): MikMi. Sounds like that damned Beaker from the Muppets. Sadly, I actually had my own Star Wars name back in the day. Good lord, am I a geek.

7. Superhero Name: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink and add "the") The Blue White Russian. I could freeze your ass off with just a glance. And drink you under the table. With a big fur hat, ice blue eyes and steel stilettos. Okay, I am starting to get turned on.

8. Nascar name (first names of your grandfathers): George Roy. I had to say this because Roy George just went in totally the wrong direction.

9. Stripper Name: (favorite perfume, favorite candy): White Shoulders Mounds. That is wrong on so many levels. Especially considering my post regarding the funeral I play on having for my boobs.

10. Witness Protection Name: (mother's and father's middle name): Ann Peter. I would probably kill myself with a name like that. There would be no reason to put me into protection.

Hey! That was fun! Cathartic! I can almost stand to go spend time with my kids again. Now, I am tagging:

Aithne over at Belladrama: Because she needs a break from TTM.
Nicole over at I Have To Find My Sanity Somewhere: Because her life has been in the shitter lately.
Military Mom: Because she is new to this whole blogging scene and is a cool lady
Heather over at Confessions of a Coal Miner's Daughter because I love her sense of humor, and since I do not think Nicole will have the time to do this meme, she makes three. LOL


Nearly Headless Nic said...

I have PLENTY of time to do stuff like this! :P My problem is finding three people to tag!! LMAO

Blue Momma said...

Hey MMik! Sound like you're stuttering mmmm Mik, I'm mumbling mine. We make quite a pair. Maybe we'll start our own gang?

Our super hero selves would mesh quite well, too. And wouldn't we jst be yummy!

Thea said...

White Shoulders Mounds??? LMFAO!!

aithne said...

White Shoulder Mounds or Ann Peter?

Can't stop laughing!

MilitaryMom said...

Thank you so much for the link! And for the nice things you said. Its a confidence boost to know people (other than just my sister) are reading!