Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Mus Musculus, Luteal Phase Waxing


She can't find the mouse trap, but she can sure as shit find the chocolate stash on the counter.

Would it be wrong to turn on my oven and all the burners and have me a little barbecue?

9 comments:

thecheekofgod said...

Egad! At least the little bugger has ambition . . .

Joe said...

Wait... are you saying that a mouse grabbed a Hershey's Kiss and dragged it to the stove? Please tell me I'm missing something and one of your kids did that. Please?? My parents used to run an appliance store... they say that mice love stoves because they're warm. *vomit*

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@CheekofGod: Or one hell of a sweet tooth

@Joe: Not just A Hershey's kiss. TWO Hershey's kisses. That is EXACTLY what I am saying. We rarely turn use the oven portion because we have to use a chopstick to light it. And as the oven was made in 1959, it reminds me of old cars. You could open the hood and see straight down to the ground there was so much extra room. Our oven has a lot of extra space for that critter to hide. But not for long.

bookbabie said...

Ha, how can you know appreciate a mouse that appreciates chocolate!

Patois said...

Now, if she were going after imported chocolate, I just might be impressed.

A Free Man said...

I was scared you were going to show a picture of a cooked mouse.

At least its only going after Hershey's kisses. I mean, you've lived in Europe. You know that Hershey's isn't chocolate.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@Patois: Nah, the good stuff is behind lock and key. Now, if she had picked the lock THAT would have been impressive. :)

@AFREEMAN: Exactly. Which is why it has been sitting in a candy dish since Easter. I won't touch the stuff. I've been ruined. After you've had good chocolate, there is no going back.

buddha_girl said...

Holy mouse on a stick, Batman! I actually spewed out a mouthful of pineapple when I took a close look at the vermin! Well done! I am so proud to know you!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

In defense of Hershey's dark chocolate... it's borderline real chocolate. Better than their milk chocolate.

But, yeah. Furry little bugger is definitely a girl. :) Maybe PMSing. :P