Sunday, May 25, 2008

What Qualifies As Internet Porn?

I had a great sex dream this morning. A frolicking romp around the bed, legs and arms akimbo.

Chick on chick action, no less.

With Love Bites.

What. The. Fuck.

I mean, I think her avatar is groovy. And sexy in a Do you mind if I take a nibble and an ounce of blood vampire movie kind of way.

But, seriously? What the fuck was that about?

I cannot even begin to delve into the possible reasons why she and I had a little Sunday mornin' luvin'.

But she was good. She knew her shit.

Thanks, baby. I think I need a smoke.

7 comments:

Jay said...

ROFL! It's your subconscious - you work it out!

I would tell you about my own dreams, except that they tend to be of epic proportions and would make a blog all by themselves! Hmm. Now there's a thought....

buddha_girl said...

*snorting with laughter*

I love you!

Chris in Happy Valley said...

Avatar wise she is a hotty patotty. And damn she can write!

Love Bites said...

Wow. I feel...flattered? In a dirty kind of way.

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@Jay: I used to have dreams like you describe. The whole "you only dream in B&W"? Bullshit. Full-blown Technicolor, baby.

@Buddha_Girl: Don't you dare pop those stitches!

@CiHV: Hey, you're preaching to the choir.

@LB: Dirty is where it's at. Otherwise, what's the point?

highlander1463 said...

Excuse me while I run myself a cold shower. Thanks for the visual ladies...

-P

Gypsy said...

Hot stuff!