Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Biggest Load of Shit I've Ever Wasted Time On

I found this Cuss-O-Meter on another website, and thought it would be fun to try.

My rating? 0%

What a crock of shit. I ought to get a rating of at least 20% based on my header alone.

April Fools Day to me for being so stupid as to even do something like this.


Maggie May said...

Maybe you are not as big a swearer as you thought! Thanks for coming over to me & for your kind words.

.:| Melissa |:. said...


Same rating for me too. Though, I hardly have any pages. I also checked my Diabetes blog, and I know I've got some cussing on there, and more pages. Still, 0%. *shrugs*

I wonder what the percentage would be if it followed me around and rated what actually comes out of my mouth! Ha! Maybe I wouldn't have such a potty mouth then?? ;0)

Betsey Booms said...

I did one once that gave your blog a rating like they do for movies.

I got an NC17. Seriously. I'm one potty mouthed biatch I guess.

buddha_girl said...

You know what? That IS a huge crock of shit.

I'm going to take the quiz and get back to your ass!

buddha_girl said...

Oh shit. I just did it. Here's what it said:

Around 40.9% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 411% MORE than other websites who took this test.

Take lessons from the fucking master! Har!

Blue Momma said...

I got 0%, too! And lately my posts have been full of fucks. Oh, well. Does this mean I can have the blogher ads from companies that don't like profanity????

Chris in Flux said...

Goddamn mutherfuckers of full of cocking shit. Cocksuckers piss me off!

(Just trying to help your rating.)


Not Afraid to Use It said...

@MaggieMay: No. The swear factor kept me out of blogging-for-cash, so I know I've been doing something right!

@:Melissa: Wouldn't that be fucking awful? And if it zapped you everytime you cursed?

@Betsey: Yeah, I think I got an R-rating. I may have to try that one again.

@Buddha_girl: Dude, that is impressive!

@Blue Momma: I think there must be a glitch in their site today...

@CiF: Thanks, man! I need all the help I can get!

maggie, dammit said...

I personally fucking love your blog header.