Old and Broken Down

Hubbie and I decided to take a snowboarding lesson yesterday. It was a sad testament to how old, out-of-shape and broken down we are. I had fun until I busted my ass. Literally. I think I may have broken my tail bone. When we rented the equipment they asked if I wanted a helmet for my head. No one told me I needed a helmet for my ass.

Here I am, the total poser. I look like hot shit, but I don't know my bindings from my stomp pad.





Here is Hubbie. I just love my man! He's a big poser too, but at least he can ski.




Here it looks like I am just chillin'. And I am. I am icing my bum after my fall. But I look cool doing it.





Hubbie actually did great. He didn't really fall in this picture, but he was D-O-N-E done.




One important lesson I learned is that most people look pretty sexy in their gear. Sunglasses are very forgiving. Just don't take them off if you want a girl to keep talking to you.

The other lesson was do not have someone buy you the coolest, latest snow gear if you don't know what the fuck you are doing. Watching beginners of all ages is sweet. Watching some asshole strut around with a thousand dollar board and bindings and then perform repetitive face plants just makes you look like an idiot.