Thursday, January 17, 2008

My Husband Is A Whore

My husband is a whore, and I couldn't be more proud.

Hubbie just got back from his job interview. Over the last week he has wheeled and dealed. He put his best foot forward and whored himself a kickass raise and a beaut of a promotion. Interviews are all about selling yourself to your new boss. Let me tell you what I can do for you.

He impressed the hell out of them, and now we are going to move. The beating of breasts and gnashing of teeth will come within the next few weeks as the logistical nightmare of this move becomes reality.

For now, we will revel in his success. Tonight we'll crack open a bottle of wine and toast the latest addition to his resume: Husband, Father, Friend, Man Whore.

11 comments:

Worker Mommy said...

Congrats to your whore, I mean hubby!

MilitaryMom said...

Congratulations to you, and your Man-Whore! Hope the move goes smoothly.

Momma said...

Woo-hoo! So you're moving up to my neck of the woods. Settle on a place yet?

I'll be taking you up on that hockey game - you can be sure!

Peace - D

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Go Hubby! Woo hoo! DC, here we come!

Yes, sweetie. We. See, all us east-coast blogger chicks will be invading your humble abode for DC fun and games. Are you sure you still want that raise? :-)

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@D: Yes, the hockey game will happen! Hopefully a Leafs/Capitals game. LOL

@CMGD: All I can say is Bring. It. On.

Andrea said...

WooHOO! Congratulations!

So if hubby's a man-whore, are you his pimp? :)

Blue Momma said...

Congrats to the man whore! Do you think he would share some of his whoring secrets with my hubby?

I'd pay for it, of course, because I know he wouldn't just give it away for free!!!!

I'm guessing this is to DC?

Not Afraid to Use It said...

@Andrea: Yeah, I guess that makes me a She-Pimp?

@Blue Momma: up! You would be guessing right! LOL

latt├ęgirl said...

Corporate whoring is essential. Well done, Mr. Not!

(PS: thanks for leaving a comment at my place, that was most pleasant and unexpected.)

buddha_girl said...

Nothing says love like having a manwhore around! Excellent news!

Nicole said...

OMG OMG OMG!! You'll be back on the East Coast! So excited! Same Time Zone again! WOOHOO!

I will be there with bells on at some point this summer/fall...and you can COUNT on it! No excuses...period!